Well, I was away from my computer for just a few minutes this morning and returned to find . . . this. I didn’t have the heart to delete it. After all, the cats did such a good job, and, you know, I could use a break! Maybe my co-bloggers can convince their furry friends to take over for a post or two in the next few weeks, too. Next Friday I start the lead-up to my February launch of Trouble in Mind, the second book in my Interstellar Rescue series. See you then!
|Blogging is hard. Time for napz.|
Ifr343w&*7 look blanca I can typez my name see s h a d o w
Of course you can, dumazz. Its Moms computer. I can use two paws at the same time, so there. I do this all the time.
kklo no u don’t ha this iz fun im gonna type everything we say
stop rftg ow that hurt hey, letz do something fun with the computer
We can’t. It’s blog day. Mom will be here any minute. She’ll yell at you.
shell yell at u to louder but the little black box sang and she ran out of the house
She went to the new house on the hill to look at strukshun.
Catdaddy knows. That’s all they talk about anymore. Strukshun this, strukshun that.
mom sez we hafta move again soon.
Crap, again? I’m gonna pee all over the new place! That’ll show them.
mom will really yell then
we shud write her blog for her she would give us treats and not yell
Hmm. Good idea. Mom always says she’ll write it, and it will be so good they will love her. I’ll start.
no blanca my idea i start
okay okay stop oh my Catdaddy lookit what u did to our blog
You did that. Bad Shadow. Mom will be mad.
no we can fix it mom always fixez everything with delite where iz delite
Never mind. We blog now. Hello. My name is Blanca. You may call me Queen of the Universe.
u not queen ljk ow that hurt
This is my loyal sidekick, Chat Dieu. We call her Shadow.
hello i like petz and treatz espeshully treatz also watching tee vee with mom nachur shoz leperdz chasing gazls r awsum
Shut up. Everyone knows I get favored lap position. I don’t care what’s on tv. I especially like to interfere with book reading and Facebook. How dare Mom pay more attention to those things than me? After all, I have fluffy, beautiful fur and big, blue eyes. I can also do tricks, like putting my paws together to “beg” and “rolling over.”
well i give good hugs mom sez im sweet
That and a dollar will get you a piece of kibble.
u would miss me if i ran away blanca
That is true. You are fun to torment when Mom and Dad are too busy to play.
and don’t forget snugglz at naptime
Well, there is that. You are warm and snuggly and have a nice purr.
thank u ur fur iz soft
Thank you. So our blog is done, humans. You must love us.
yes love us invizible humanz and love our mom who works hard on her computer doing things that make her laugh and cry and say bad words
Don’t tell them that.
o sorry mom
s h a d o w Blanca